Dog watching me clean (just to make you laugh)

Today as I’m cleaning the living room, the dog is watching me. I can only imagine what he is thinking…

“I hope she doesn’t find the bones I hid in her favorite chair”

“How come she can lift a sofa to vacuum underneath it, but when I run out of food I have to wait an hour until someone stronger can bring the 25 pound dog food bag from the car?”

“Why do vacuums have to be so scary?”

“Does cleaning, mean we are moving?” I honestly think he thinks this, because every time I clean he looks so upset, like we are about to move and either not take him with us or just the thought of the car ride horrifies him… I’m honestly not sure, I just remember that face from the three times we have moved since adopting him 10 years ago.

But I guess those aren’t as bad as what he probably thinks when he sees me coming out of the shower. Poor dog, he may need therapy someday!